26 July 2012

More Winning, and Some Thoughts About Underwear

William the cat has completely lost interest in naturally selecting winners for my sewing book giveaway so I've had to devise another method. Tradition has it that law professors grade final exams by throwing them down the stairs, awarding the top grade to the one that travels the farthest, etc. (This belief persists because students are otherwise unable to figure out why they got the grade they got and the exams are seldom returned with useful comments.) Let me make clear that I have never graded exams by this method, but it seemed like it might work for picking giveaway winners so I gave it a try. Here are the 7 remaining entries tossed down my front steps. (It's the San Fernando Valley so there aren't a lot of stairs around.)
IMG 0576

And the A+ goes to:
IMG 0577

Carole Mellin! Who neither chose a book nor left an email address or link, but wisely and wittily blogs at Mia's Sewing Room.

Meanwhile, Amity and I are going to meet on Tuesday July 31 at Michael Levine's Loft (where, I confess, I have never ventured) so I can deliver her grand prize in person and we can shop and talk and eat. We are meeting at 10:30 a.m. so any reader in Los Angeles is welcome to show up and join us. Let me know you are coming and we'll even wait for you.

Don't get any ideas, Carole. I'm not delivering your prize in person to Atlanta (right?), much as I might like to.

And now for something completely different: underwear. I admit it. I get chub rub when I wear a dress. The solution to chub rub (if you aren't wearing slacks, leggings or tights) is underwear extending down one's thighs. Unless one is willing to lose 50 or 60 pounds which, frankly, I'm not and it's rude of you to even mention it. There are lots of ladies' undergarments for sale that extend down the wearer's thighs, but they are almost all what is euphemistically called "shapewear". As if anyone substantial enough to want a lining between her legs is the wrong shape and wants--or, at least, should want--to be squeezed into a smaller, smoother one. The only alternatives I can find are bicycle shorts and pettipants. Pettipants seem to come in two fabrics: nylon and cotton. If I'm going to wear nylon in hot weather I might as well wrap my legs in plastic and leave puddles of sweat wherever I sit, while many dress fabrics cling to cotton.

I have no problem with anyone who wants to wear shapewear. Barbara of Sewing on the Edge wrote a thoughtful (all Barbara's posts are thoughtful) post on Spanx and I agree with pretty much everything she said. (Barbara is too tasteful to mention chub rub, which she probably doesn't have anyway.) I wear shapewear when I want to (almost never) but I don't want to feel like I owe it to anyone who has to look at me and I resent it being the only option for chub rub. Anyway I'd need shapewear to extend from my neck to below my knees or there would be a roll of fat wherever it ended.

This one might do, but does it come in my size? And can I get it with 3/4 length sleeves?
Vedette 350 marcelle firm control waist cincher

So when FabricMart offered silk cotton batiste for a good price (you know FabricMart is selling everything on the site for 35% off don't you? That sale might even still be going on if this post ever ends) I made myself some silk/cotton pettipants. Well, pajama bottoms, really.IMG 0563IMG 0566

I started with the Butterick 6837 pajama pattern because they are almost the only pants I've ever made, and reduced the width a lot. Then I cut off the elastic waistband I had just put on badly and tried another, wider one. That had the effect of raising the crotch which had been too low but is now too high, I think. Not comfortable. But the fabric is better than nylon or cotton knit so it's a start. I may try Evange's bloomer tutorial on YouTube next, but I am open to desperate for other suggestions. I just have this possibly small time between Kotex and Depends to wear something comfortable and I'd like to take advantage of it.

14 comments:

  1. Note to self: Do NOT read KC's posts with a drink (especially a hot one) is in hand. And MAJORLY do not have said drink in mouth. Keyboards, particularly when they are attached to a laptop, are no fun to replace.

    I'm slow, but I'm learning.

    ReplyDelete
  2. OMG, I am glad that I didn't have a drink here. Thanks for today's gigglefest. But please don't let me look at that FM listing any more today.

    ReplyDelete
  3. You see I charitably failed to include the link.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I also am larger than my doctor would like, but have gotten comfortable with myself, except for the damn chub rub....and I wear skirts and dresses ALL the time during the summer since it's so hot and humid here and I have hot flashes on top of that.... I wear my workout (bicycle type) shorts. They are cheaper and more comfortable than spanx, plus are dual purpose....when I do make it to the gym....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Bicycle workout shorts are an idea. Often I leave my capri-length cycling pants on and pretend they are leggings and stylish. I still feel I should be entitled to more options!

      Delete
  5. i sometimes wear my snug but comfy workout/bikeshorts under skirts also to combat the chub rub. so much better than spanx - because they are comfortable! And breathable.

    The pettipants are a good idea. i wonder if fold-over elastic would work at the waist?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Another vote for bike shorts! I'll have to check them out.

      Delete
  6. I love wearing dresses but that rub is a risk when it's hot out. I don't have much of a problem with chub rub if it's cool, but once I step out into the humidity... ick. A little dusting powder helps but I think your best option is something like tap pants or your pj shorts. I guess bike shorts would have the advantage of being less bulky. Silk cotton is a very good call, it's sooooo light and lovely.

    ReplyDelete
  7. You are too funny.I am supposedly watching swimming from the Olympics but you are much more entertaining.
    Have no suggestions for the "chub rib" problem but I would definitely veto the spanx or anything else of similar type.
    Terry

    ReplyDelete
  8. Heheh! "Chub rub" - I hadn't heard the term before but no doubt it will now spring to mind more often than I would prefer! I think the silk cotton batiste sounds like a far more attractive solution than anything constrictive and synthetic. I'm going to check out the bloomers link.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Ottobre has a pattern (page 8, lazy weekend) for pyjama shorts (which I normally make out of silk/ satin remnants as 'slips' to wear under skirts where I'm riding around on the scooter). If you check your size on their website, I can trace it out for you and mail it to you. They're the last picture on this post (elastic waist).
    Also, thank you for the giveaway (which is what I came to say before being distracted by the spanx picture)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You are so generous! And speaking of generous, I'm not sure I want to share my measurements with an elfin creature like yourself. But I'll get back to you if my current machinations don't work out.

      To be honest, that is not a picture of Spanx and I'm not being entirely fair to shapewear. That pic comes from this site which advertises it as a way to smooth your figure, but which specializes in garments to substitute for muscles and shapes damaged by surgery. I'm so shallow.

      Delete
    2. No problems at all, email me if you change your mind-I don't have a blogger account so I don't see responses to comments unless I come back to the page with the original comment.
      BTW in the dwarf tribe of hobbits that I belong to I'm a size Medium. My dad laughed the first time I was in a British shop and asked the shop assistant for a size Small. He (my dad) then said "Sure you don't want to take along a Large too in case the Small doesn't fit?" He wasn't trying to be rude he just didn't understand that Western wear doesn't cater to hobbit sizes, and assumed all the sizes were the same everywhere- but I was a teenager and totally mortified (worse 'cuz the shop assistant was really cute). XD

      Delete